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2018: A Year of Brain Expansion Part 1 of 2 (feat. Simon Childs)

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TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.6851 Ratings

🗓️ 15 January 2019

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

We’re leaving negativity behind in 2019. Instead, we’re getting up early each morning to jog 10 miles while playing influencer audiobooks at 2x speed. However, a lot happened in 2018, and we at least need to discuss it. This week, in part 1 of a 2-part episode, Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), and Nate (@inthesedeserts), join Vice UK home affairs editor Simon Childs (@simonchilds13) to discuss 2018, the year our brains got so irradiated by dumbness that we began appreciating Joker memes in earnest. Please bear in mind that your favourite moron lads have a Patreon now. You too can support us here: https://www.patreon.com/trashfuture/overview *LIVE SHOW ALERT* We have an upcoming live show -- with comedian Josie Long -- in London on February 21st at the Star of Kings (126 York Way, Kings Cross, London N1 0AX) starting at 7.30 pm. You can buy tickets here: https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/trashfuture-live-ft-josie-long-tickets-54546538164 *COMEDY KLAXON* The previous Smoke event has sold out, but on January 31st at 8 pm, Milo will perform his own show at Smoke Comedy at the Sekforde (34 Sekforde Street London EC1R 0HA). Tickets are free, but make sure to sign up here: https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/smoke-comedy-presents-milo-edwards-wip-tickets-54529080949 Also: you can commodify your dissent with a t-shirt from http://www.lilcomrade.com/, and what’s more, it’s mandatory if you want to be taken seriously. Do you want a mug to hold your soup? Perhaps you want one with the Trashfuture logo, which is available here: https://teespring.com/what-if-phone-cops#pid=659&cid=102968&sid=front

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0:00.0

Hi everyone, it's me, the trash shooter Italian correspondent Rocco Sifredi. I'm a little bit nervous

0:06.3

because I'm new in town and I've never been on a podcast before. Although I do like your studio,

0:11.4

there's something very familiar feeling about that black couch against the wall. I've just spent

0:16.2

a day doing my favorite thing to do in every new place, so wondering around Whitechapel asking girls if they like dick.

0:22.5

But this guy called Sadiq Khan came over with his Sharia police and said this was

0:26.3

Haram, so I just came here.

0:28.1

Is that Cameron?

0:29.1

Why does that guy have his dick out?

0:30.5

Wait.

0:55.7

Oh, Hello and welcome once again to the laughably out of date 2018 year in review episode of T.F. My name is Riley. You may remember me from every previous episode of the podcast. I'm of course joined in studio for the first time since it's returned from New York by Hussein

1:00.9

Kesvani. Oh yeah. I'm back. I mean, oh yeah, shit. I'm actually in the studio. I forgot that I

1:07.9

was recording remotely before. When I first came in a couple of days ago,

1:12.6

it smelled like one giant damp towel. Like this whole room just smelled like a damp towel.

1:19.0

Time to have exactly one damp towel and a great time.

1:23.1

Delicious. We all share a big, big, big towel.

1:28.3

2019 is a year of big wife and big towel.

1:32.4

Nate on the boards.

1:33.6

So my wife actually owns my, not big in the sense of physical size wife, but big wife

1:37.6

in the sense that she controls everything, actually owns an enormous towel.

1:40.5

And I used to make fun of her about it because it was like, this is a beach towel.

1:43.1

Like, why is it a bathroom towel? But then I used it one time and I was just like this is amazing

1:46.9

I'm squarely in the pocket of big towel so the fact that you just said it's the year of big

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