4.6 • 851 Ratings
🗓️ 10 January 2019
⏱️ 8 minutes
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0:00.0 | HUMU's Nudge Engine, TM, deploys thousands of customized nudges, small personal messages throughout the organization to empower |
0:23.3 | every employee, manager, team, and leader as a change agent. |
0:26.2 | They've literally stolen this terminology from MSN Messenger. |
0:29.8 | Yeah, so it's basically a chat bar. |
0:31.4 | The future of communication. |
0:32.8 | But, I mean, are you obligated to do what it says when it gives you nudges? |
0:35.4 | Like, what if the message pops up on your screen? |
0:37.4 | He says, suck your boss's dick. |
0:40.2 | Well, I mean, is your evaluation |
0:43.2 | for that quarter going to be tied to whether or not |
0:45.4 | you listen to Humu? |
0:47.4 | Well, that's... |
0:47.4 | Gary has the lowest performance on your desk. |
0:50.4 | Kill him and your life will be spared. |
0:54.4 | Do it now. |
0:55.6 | Come on, the HUMU games. |
0:58.4 | The HUMGA game. |
1:01.1 | Whom will win. |
1:03.7 | Very, very advanced Hunger Games. |
1:06.2 | Over time. |
1:07.0 | Incidentally, a change agent is what HSBC have started calling all their tellers. |
1:11.4 | I bet they fucking have, too. |
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