2018: A Year of Brain Expansion Part 2 of 2 (feat. Simon Childs)

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4.6 • 851 Ratings

🗓️ 16 January 2019

⏱️ 31 minutes

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This is part 2 of a 2-part extended recording in which your diligent hosts review a year that was bad. Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), and Nate (@inthesedeserts), join Vice UK home affairs editor Simon Childs (@simonchilds13) to discuss 2018, the year our brains got so irradiated by dumbness that we began appreciating Joker memes in earnest. Please bear in mind that your favourite moron lads have a Patreon now. You too can support us here: https://www.patreon.com/trashfuture/overview *LIVE SHOW ALERT* We have an upcoming live show -- with comedian Josie Long -- in London on February 21st at the Star of Kings (126 York Way, Kings Cross, London N1 0AX) starting at 7.30 pm. You can buy tickets here: https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/trashfuture-live-ft-josie-long-tickets-54546538164 *COMEDY KLAXON* The previous Smoke event has sold out, but on January 31st at 8 pm, Milo will perform his own show at Smoke Comedy at the Sekforde (34 Sekforde Street London EC1R 0HA). Tickets are free, but make sure to sign up here: https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/smoke-comedy-presents-milo-edwards-wip-tickets-54529080949 Also: you can commodify your dissent with a t-shirt from http://www.lilcomrade.com/, and what’s more, it’s mandatory if you want to be taken seriously. Do you want a mug to hold your soup? Perhaps you want one with the Trashfuture logo, which is available here: https://teespring.com/what-if-phone-cops#pid=659&cid=102968&sid=front

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0:00.0	All right. So highlights of Q3. Have I done this in order? No. I have not. I have I written down the actual dates
0:22.3	that these things happened? Also, no. But because I... I am the normal brain. Because I am the
0:30.6	reader of things on this podcast. I am the organizing force. I'm the light and the darkness.
0:36.5	I've gone Jordan Peterson on these chaos dragons.
0:39.3	I've done what I usually do.
0:40.7	And I have clipped short readings from all of my highlights of the news, Q3.
0:46.8	So, Q3, what's that?
0:48.9	It's the start of July to the end of September.
0:52.2	Damn, summer.
0:53.5	The fucking season. It's a get, it's a getting of September. Damn. Summer. The fucking season.
0:55.5	It's a get.
0:56.6	It's a getting, it's a getting ass-ass season.
0:59.5	It's also a small Audi SUV available from your local Audi dealer.
1:05.1	So, the first, they said I get a free Audi if I said that.
1:10.9	Everyone go to Aco.
1:12.4	Tell Aco that Riley sent you.
1:14.3	They'll give you something for free, I bet.
1:16.5	It's on Broadway market.
1:17.4	It's very good.
1:19.5	Okay.
1:20.7	So I have a selection from Vice, actually, by a friend of the show, Angus Harrison.
1:27.6	At gone 6 p.m., the temperature was still 25 degrees outside, and inside the bar, full of
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