200-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 February 2014

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Holla if you down, but you wear your jeans up! 200, ya'll. We kickin it strong and we owe it to you, the little Mommy. We celebrate with great new audio of someone we think might be related to Tom - after all it's man in Cincy and he tells your "right" where to put it. So many mommy tunes, so little time. We honor your musical talents by playing some of the songs that got away and they are AMAZING, you know what I'm sayin? Oh my, oh my, is there a new contestant throwing his hat into the ring of most impressive mentions of Know What I'm Sayin. Well, do you? Mommy shout outs and more! PLEASURE!

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0:00.0	I have a song for you. I'd like to do that. I'd like to go to the bar.
0:05.0	Plug in my eye, five, listen to him talk trash on that.
0:09.0	I'm talking about him, I'm talking about him.
0:10.0	Five, cast off that laughin' ain't gonna happen to fix for a piss for a day.
0:14.0	This gay discourse of mixed swords, get the pitch, fortune listen, I can bail.
0:18.0	Hey, you're in jail, layin' with your Puerto Rican cellmate.
0:21.0	Or when you tell, they listen before the game starts.
0:24.0	Play cards, listen, why you shoppin' it in the game art?
0:27.0	Honest I mean it, it's time to be secret. I'm off and seated in the kitchen,
0:30.0	Listen in the time of Christina at the end of a rough day.
0:33.0	Get a mug that's right, get my nut shake.
0:35.0	If I'm lucky, get it then I love the day.
0:37.0	Just great, like the devil loves flames, like the devil loves happy matter with new club snakes.
0:42.0	This is just a thing to help you nerves and calm down.
0:45.0	Hey, life we're now big.
0:46.0	Welcome to your mom's house.
0:48.0	I'm a photo-fans, I'm a photo-fans, fresh, fresh.
0:51.0	Rock and take your mom's house.
0:58.0	Rock and take your mom's house.
1:05.0	Rock and take your mom's house.
1:09.0	Rock and take your mom's house.
1:11.0	Your mom's house.
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