Warning.

Broken simulation.

Broken simulation.

With Sam Tripoli.

Welcome to Johnny Wooder presents broken simulation starring Johnny Woodard.

We are in it.

Record time.

Record time.

This is as early as we get. Five minutes late is as early as we can do it

well we're in it yeah we're in it dude come are you where are you physically in it you're doing

your specially in austin i'm shoot my special tonight very excited went through my old specials

make sure i didn't i thought i had this one

bit about the time i did acid on a and i was on a plane but it's not any of my special so i can do it

oh boy uh did you uh did you get in the room last night or anything or have you not mean like

have you gone to the where it's going to be oh i'm just going to walk up do the jokes really all of the day that's cool man you gone to where it's going to be? No, I'm just going to walk up, do the jokes. Really? That's cool, man. That's cool. Yeah, it's going to be weird. I did Story Wars last night. I'm going to tell everybody. Didn't think I did very well. I'm going to get murdered on it. I just took me a couple minutes to get into it, man, but it's a great show. Is that where you tell it? Is that like Ari Shafir's show? No, that is, um, story wars. No, I mean, is it like a rip off of Ari's show? No, no, no, no, not even close. Two totally different shows. Two totally different shows. Completely different. Sorry, I didn't mean to say a ripoff. I meant like inspired by or something. No, totally different. What different sorry i didn't mean to say a rip off i meant like inspired by or something

no totally different what what do you what is the premise the premise is uh i'd say about i'd say about

seven stories are told and the panel has to guess whose story it is oh Oh, that's interesting. Yeah. So it was good. I learned a lot. I've learned, like, so this is the second time I did it. I've learned how to play the game now. Yeah, it's probably not to do all the meth and silver robot shit, because everybody immediately is like, ah, Sam Tripli. That happened to me last night.

I had a great story that I told.

And so the thing you got to learn about Story Wars is to tell a story without giving as much

information as possible.

Wait, I don't understand.

So how, I mean, they tell you, they, that you give them, you give their producer, Alex, your stories, and then they put it on screen.

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