199-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 21 February 2014

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

We are the Mommies 24 - 7, baby. Whatever you done heard, you can forget that. We are who we are and that's that! When Carla goes to Wendy(sic) or Burger King she doesn't get the respect she is owed (MacDonald's(sic) doesn't do her like that). Who is the real leader of sayin "you know what I'm sayin?" Do you know what we're asking here? If you have a whole weight, keep going. Make yourself very, very fat and then make videos and money. Your dreams can be your reality! Plus you know we got that JJ Fish joint you been dying to hear. Get those jeans on and PULL THEM UP. "No, you have a good muthaf***in' night." - Carla

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0:00.0	Mom land. That's so stupid.
0:08.0	That's where you are. You're in mom land right now.
0:10.0	That's not. That's so dumb.
0:12.0	You're a grown man.
0:15.0	Just because you have food poisoning doesn't give you the right to act like this.
0:19.0	What did I do?
0:20.0	You know what I'm saying? Like Barack Obama doesn't let food poisoning take him down.
0:24.0	All right.
0:26.0	CT Fletcher doesn't stop pumping iron.
0:28.0	And I want to get CT Fletcher in here.
0:30.0	I know. How's it going with that guy?
0:32.0	We've been direct messaging. I just haven't been able to lock it down.
0:36.0	Oh, he's one of those.
0:38.0	We got to keep the heat on him.
0:40.0	Jeans, if you're listening to this as it drops, I'm in Orlando.
0:44.0	At the Orlando improv all week through Sunday.
0:48.0	And then February 28th through March 1st, the San Jose improv and San Jose.
0:52.0	California Saturday night. I'm taping an hour.
0:56.0	So come and watch that.
0:58.0	For a second show, I really didn't matter.
1:00.0	I didn't think about it. Just come on Saturday if you can.
1:04.0	March 6th or 9th, Denver improv, Denver Colorado.
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