200: Famous last words
Planet Porky
Planet Porky
3.8 • 646 Ratings
🗓️ 21 May 2021
⏱️ 43 minutes
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Summary
On today's episode Mike Parry and Lesley-Ann Jones discuss: the unusual May weather, Cher, Boris' lavish spending from the public purse, wallpaper, interior designers, wearing a dress for 100 days, Margot Fonteyn, Porky's Rudolf Nureyev story, the enigma that is Naomi Campbell, how bricklaying may be seeing a resurgence, taking care of your neighbours and who does the best Janet Street-Porter impression. It's the podcast that can't be imitated, it's Life on Planet Porky.
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| 0:00.0 | Okay, folks, a very good welcome. |
| 0:25.1 | It's a very good day there, but of course there are 24 hours in a day. |
| 0:29.0 | Welcome to the latest adventure, the latest chapter of life on planet Porky, |
| 0:33.6 | with, of course, myself, the Porkmeister and the Rockchick writer Extraordinary, |
| 0:39.3 | Mers Leslie and Jones. Miss Jones, how are you with this fine day? |
| 0:43.4 | Cooking, Michael. Plenty going on. Is this weather ever going to wake up, though? |
| 0:49.1 | Well, it's the strangest weather I've ever come across. I've been out early, you know, |
| 0:55.5 | the last few days as I do, |
| 1:00.2 | and it started to rain. So I've had to sort of go home, literally, because the rain's too hard. |
| 1:03.8 | You know what I mean? Because when I'm out early mornings, I'm not really dressed for hiking. |
| 1:10.8 | You know, I've probably got a pair of shorts on or something off to get the quassants or the papers or something like that. But then... There's a sight for sore eyes. |
| 1:12.2 | Mike Carrey in a pair of shorts. |
| 1:13.9 | Well, indeed, absolutely. |
| 1:15.8 | And deck shoes, you know. |
| 1:17.1 | But... And you're not in Wellies. |
| 1:18.5 | Not wellies. |
| 1:19.2 | No, no, no. |
| 1:19.8 | I draw a line at wellies. |
| 1:21.8 | And then you kind of get home and you think, |
| 1:24.8 | oh, what a bus I was. |
| 1:25.9 | Look, it stopped raining. And there's brilliant sunshine. Then you prepare to get out again. And I'm not joking, it's torrential, |
| 1:32.1 | almost hailstones. I really, I'm absolutely perplexed and amazed by the weather in this country, |
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