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199: A long lunch at the Mandarin

Planet Porky

Planet Porky

Personal Journals, News, Society & Culture, News Commentary

3.8646 Ratings

🗓️ 18 May 2021

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Mike Parry and Lesley-Ann Jones return to celebrate liberation day with the latest look at life on Planet Porky!

They discuss: having freedoms back, the new pub culture, hugging relatives, Prince Harry taking another swipe at his family, levelling up, the allure of the major cities, Stevie Wonder, being blind, confiding in your cab driver, illicit sexual encounters between married philanderers, Porky's secret hotel liaison, Gladys Eva, Pauline Quirke and Linda Robson's fall out, how headlines can skew the real story, Baroness Boycott, the business acumen of Richard Desmond, and the troubled upbringing of Julian Lennon. Here's to liberation folks! 

Follow the show on Twitter: @PlanetPorky or Mike is: @MikeParry8 while you can find Lesley-Ann: @LAJwriter.

Or you can email us questions or comments to: [email protected]. We'd love to hear from you! 

Transcript

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0:00.0

Okay, folks, you are listening to the latest chapter, the latest incredible developments

0:26.8

on life on planet Porky, with myself the Porkmeister, and of course, the Rocket Chick-Chic writer

0:33.4

Extraordinaire, Ms. Leslie Ann Jones, and Leslie Ann, I have to say that I could not have had a better start to Liberation Day,

0:42.3

to what I call lockdown is over if you want it.

0:46.8

Who does that remind you of?

0:49.5

All kinds of people.

0:51.2

Well, it's not telling the original, is it?

0:53.2

War is over if you want to.

0:54.8

I guess you're referring to John Lennon, aren't you?

0:57.0

Exactly.

0:57.5

And we'll talk a bit about this,

0:58.5

later on this podcast,

1:00.0

because of course,

1:00.9

we always do talk about either the Beatles or John Anna.

1:04.3

But no,

1:04.7

I just want to tell you about my experience this morning.

1:06.7

I was doing television this morning.

1:08.6

I was doing Jeremy Vine on five.

1:14.7

And my car comes at quarter to six, okay.

1:21.0

They're very kindly giving you the studio, so make sure everybody's there in the right place, right time.

1:28.3

And so by 7 o'clock, I was standing in the middle of the floor of the studio, which they had rebuilt and redesigned into a pub. It was magnificent because they didn't do it cheaply. It wasn't just,

1:35.5

you know, a few cans of beer and a table and not. They built, you know, what you would call a proper

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