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🗓️ 15 September 2023
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Titus Podcast... SCREAM SANITY!
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| 0:00.0 | I'm Christopher Titus and this is the Armageddon update. |
| 0:12.9 | Hard time, a long stretch, doing a dime, a bad bid, I refer to a prison sentence that you |
| 0:17.8 | have received. |
| 0:18.8 | Now, I have never been in prison except for one night in Van Ey city jail in that night |
| 0:23.3 | and do a jovial Samoan in a white jumpsuit, splattered in blood, asking if I was going to |
| 0:29.0 | eat my jail food burrito, and I said, no sir, I am not, it is all yours, guy splattered |
| 0:33.9 | in blood, he eats whenever he wants, enjoy, because prison is a fun place, a place where |
| 0:38.8 | you can catch up on your reading, make new friends and lovers, also learn how to sharpen |
| 0:44.4 | a toothbrush and stab amazingly fast, but also there's a downside to going to prison. |
| 0:50.0 | You hear that in Riccaterio, how proud of you now boy, stand back and stand by for 22 |
| 0:56.7 | years. |
| 0:57.8 | Yeah, this last week, one of the leaders of the proud boys and the person who helped |
| 1:01.1 | Trump organize the January 6th attack was sentenced to 22 years in prison, that's two dimes |
| 1:09.1 | in a juice, Terria was convicted of seditious conspiracy and organizing the proud boys to |
| 1:14.7 | attack the capital. |
| 1:16.9 | For other members of the group, we're also sentenced. |
| 1:20.4 | Ethan Nordine got 18 years, leader Stuart Rhodes or a guy who shot his own eye out with |
| 1:25.8 | his own gun, got 18 years for seditious conspiracy, Joe Biggs got 17 years, Zachary Real got |
| 1:31.8 | 15 years, and Dominic Pizzola got 10 years, he got off easy, and these guys committed |
| 1:36.9 | treason against their own country, and maybe they did get off easy, I take that back in |
| 1:41.4 | an American prison, kill me, I'll queue up behind the electric chair and wait for my |
| 1:46.2 | turn to ride the lightning, ah, sweet death. |
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