Democratic CONSPIRACIES!
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Christopher Titus
4.5 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 8 September 2023
⏱️ 71 minutes
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| 0:33.6 | I'm Christopher Titus and this is the Armageddon update. |
| 0:42.4 | I have figured out the conspiracy people, the democratic socialist libertart conspiracy because |
| 0:47.0 | you have to ask yourself this, why? |
| 0:49.1 | Why do the democrats tell you they're going to do things and then they do them. |
| 0:54.6 | What's their angle, huh? |
| 0:55.8 | I keep hearing Republicans say that George Soros and the Dems are ruining the country, |
| 1:00.0 | that they want to take all your guns and make you eat kale and put you in camps and use |
| 1:04.7 | Jewish space lasers to keep you in line while the democrats destroy America through the |
| 1:10.0 | use of drag shows, gay beer, drinking baby blood smoothies while trans athletes destroy |
| 1:16.4 | the classy and respected foundations of professional sports in this great country called America. |
| 1:24.3 | Now, we here at the Armageddon update have spent weeks, now I say minutes trying to prove |
| 1:29.8 | one, just one. |
| 1:30.8 | I'd Republican's conspiracy claims and I have to admit, I do have a non-curiosity about |
| 1:37.0 | baby blood smoothies, are there different flavors? |
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