Menopause is coming and the men of all left town, but I'm not giving up until I see that baby crown.

39 and single, can someone help me out?

He could be bald and bearded and shorter or tall, funny, smart and love basketball.

Gay, straight, black, to white tiny eyes with an

underbide I just need sperm cast hello welcome back to sperm cast and the second two-week wait

is it me or are my nipples looking huge?

That's just one of the many thoughts that was racing through my head during the two-week

weight in early January.

And why were my boobs so sore?

Was it because I was pregnant?

Or was it because I was grabbing my boobs all the time to see if they were sore?

You'll never know.

Just kidding, you'll know by the end of this

episode. For now, back to the two-week wait. I got a commiseration email from a friend and

listener who shared a list of everything she's been doing in her past five months of two-week

weights. She has calculated when this month's baby would be born to the day. Calculated how old

she would be if she conceived this cycle, then waited two years and immediately conceived a second child. Recalculated when this month's baby would be born, to the day. Calculated how old she would be if she conceived this cycle, then waited two years and

immediately conceived a second child.

Recalculated, recalculated, recalculated, planned how she'd tell her husband.

Bought and wrapped an adorable tiny onesie for said plan.

Planned where to hide the camera to record the moment.

Forgot where the gift was hidden. Found it. Worried if she had the right lifestyle and enough financial stability to have the baby.

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