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SpermCast

Insemination #3 with Old Faithful, Zach

SpermCast

Molly Hawkey

Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Sexuality, Personal Journals, Health & Fitness

5626 Ratings

🗓️ 12 February 2019

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

This week Molly catches you up to REAL TIME!! What a relief (for her).

From ovulation testing, ultrasounds, inseminations, to the ups and downs and ups and then more downs of the two week wait. 

You'll meet Dr. Kalan at LA Reproductive Center and sit in on an ultrasound to check out Molly's ovaries. 

Oh...and Alex is in town...what does that mean for all of this? 

Enjoy!

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0:00.0

Menopause is coming and the men of all left town, but I'm not giving up until I see that baby crown.

0:10.0

39 and single, can someone help me out?

0:15.0

He could be bald and bearded and shorter or tall, funny, smart and love basketball.

0:19.0

Gay, straight, black to white, tiny eyes with an underbite, I just need sperm, sperm cast.

0:29.6

Well, I'm, I've got bad news. It looks like I fucked up royally. I think I missed my ovulation window.

0:43.8

Fuck.

0:44.8

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

0:47.3

Fuck.

0:48.2

Fuck.

0:49.7

That was Monday, January 21st, day 13 of my cycle.

0:56.0

And two days earlier, on day 11, I got the, you know, telltale egg white cervical mucus.

1:04.0

Sorry for the details, but it's part of the story.

1:07.0

The point is I hadn't taken any ovulation tests yet because I don't usually ovulate or get the peak until day 14.

1:14.6

I texted Zach.

1:15.8

Oh no, I think I might ovulate tonight.

1:17.8

Any chance you're around and not on empty?

1:21.6

He said I can be around 11.

1:24.1

Bless you, I will keep you posted if I get a positive, which I think I will. Okay, doing a show in

1:28.9

Hollywood, yada yada, what a funny life, I wrote. Then I went on an afternoon internet date with a

1:34.1

random guy and I told him the whole story and he thought it was pretty fascinating. We made out for a

1:38.9

minute or two and then I went home and it took some more tests. Then I texted Zach. Still not sure if ovulating. Is it okay if I text

1:45.1

you in a couple hours? He says, of course. A couple hours later. I write, FYI, I'm holding my

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