Insemination Round 2 with Alex the Gladiator

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Molly Hawkey

Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Sexuality, Personal Journals, Health & Fitness

5 • 626 Ratings

🗓️ 29 January 2019

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Molly and Alex give insemination a go...in her brother's basement of all places. It's as if Molly's doing everything she can to make this as uncomfortable as possible. Thank God everyone else is so chill and not acting like a ninny, like she is.

Special guest visits from a brother, a sis-in-law, a BFF, a doula and a couple nephews.

PS - If you're a fan of the more graphic eps then you'll like this one...because...um...the doula gets in there. OMG. SMH.

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0:00.0	Menopause is coming and the men of all left town, but I'm not giving up until I see that baby crown.
0:10.0	39 and single, can someone help me out?
0:15.0	He could be bald and bearded, shorter or tall, funny, smart, and love basketball.
0:19.0	Gay, straight, black to white, tiny eyes with an underbide, I just need sperm.
0:25.6	Spermcast.
0:28.6	Hello and welcome to Spermcast.
0:31.6	Well, we've been through a lot this season already, insemination, the two-week wait, witchcraft, holiday travels, high school friends.
0:38.5	Now it's time for another insemination.
0:41.6	This time with Alex!
0:43.6	As you know, the menstrual cycle starts on the first day of our periods, and ovulation
0:47.4	happens on around day 14.
0:49.4	For me, day 14 was Tuesday, December 25th.
0:52.1	Christmas Day!
0:53.1	I started testing for ovulation around
0:54.8	day 10, and as with last time I was armed with my digital ovulation predictor kit. You
0:58.7	remember a flashy smiley face when your estrogen surges and your fertility is high? And
1:03.0	solid smiley face when your LH surges and your ovulation is triggered. I also had my little
1:07.8	P strips with me. Remember those? One solid line is the control line to tell you the test is working.
1:12.6	A second solid line will show up when your LH is surging, but that line has to be as dark or darker than the control.
1:18.6	Well, on day 10, there was no blinky face and no second line.
1:21.6	On day 11, no blinky face, no second line.
1:24.6	On day 12, no blinky face, no fucking second line. On day 13, no blinky face, no second line.
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