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Stiff Socks

2: San Diego Zoo

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.87.3K Ratings

🗓️ 16 January 2019

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Stiff Socks go to the San Diego Zoo. They figure out that gorillas have no ass and Trevor has a flamingo face.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

I

0:06.7

Was a clean sip right there as a crisp sip are you into this a a ss and more?

0:11.9

I love it. Does it make you does it make you tingle?

0:15.4

Honestly, I hated it at first because the first one I saw was a girl eating a pickle and I lost my mind

0:21.8

Where she was she eating it like sexually or was she just eating it?

0:25.2

Well this is not so that's an S&M, bro. That's not that's not

0:29.4

Ss. I don't need a pickle not sexually. You just bite it like a human being

0:34.4

Yeah, but she was doing but like it was slow

0:36.7

It was like I don't even want to do it. I want you to do it

0:39.6

It sounded like she was making out of the bag of lays potato chips and

0:44.4

This is video I got lunch. She's showing him. Oh, you're sure. No, I'm not gonna

0:49.6

But so then I just more research on it and there's one where this guy has like this like

0:54.4

I'm not done with this pickle thing

0:58.4

So what so this is the first thing you saw how did you how did you do this on like Twitter or something?

1:02.8

It was it was like deep internet shit and then I got brought up. It's like a huge community

1:07.9

There's like you'll do like role play ASMR like oh do people are into this

1:12.4

Me and my buddies want to write a film about it was so it's because it's a fascinating world

1:16.2

I know nothing about it and the SMR. What is it? What is it ASMR? Hey, whatever dude? I'm gonna I'm gonna mess up AS ASMR

1:22.3

MRMR

1:24.3

MBA

1:26.3

It doesn't it's an LMN. Yeah, it's Ss. It doesn't it doesn't do anything for me

1:33.2

Honestly, I'll show you when later. It's stemming. It's fucking I'm telling you it doesn't do it

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