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Stiff Socks

3: Palm Reading

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.87.3K Ratings

🗓️ 30 January 2019

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Stiff Socks goes to get their palms read. They find out when they will die and why messing with the dark arts can be fun... SIKE they were nervous the whole time.

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0:00.0

What I feel like in the beginning of most of these episodes, you don't feel like you're ready.

0:08.0

I'm never ready. Why? That's life though. You can never, because you never notice some more

0:12.2

ready you are, the more let down you are, like the more you study for tests and you fail.

0:16.0

If you ever just don't study for tests and you fail, anyways, you're like, ah, what a failed

0:18.8

anyways. That's kind of my life model. It was like just go into it without studying and figure it out.

0:23.5

So just fear, like a fear based model. Yeah. I'm so scared that I'm not going to put myself forward.

0:29.6

So when I do fail, I didn't try. You set the bar low so you can see it every time. That's like when

0:34.7

you got a shitty gig in like Omaha and you're like, well, this isn't going to be nice and you come

0:38.4

back and it's going great. I got like laughing to have you on the plane because you're so impressed by

0:42.0

such little things. But I feel like when I when I have that mentality, when I'm like, oh, this is

0:47.1

going to be shitty. This is going to be the worst thing ever. I like manifest it to be the worst

0:52.3

shit ever. That's true. You know what I mean? Yeah. It doesn't happen to you. I feel like I have like

0:57.7

an ability. Like I feel like I have a little bit of mysticism in my in my bones. Like I'm like

1:02.1

I'm maybe like a warlock like 18 generations ago. Like my family were like warlocks or someone.

1:08.7

Because I'm like really good at guessing numbers and stuff and I drink like bad blood.

1:13.2

That might do it. I don't yeah, I don't think it's a warlock. The bad blood might do it. Oh,

1:16.9

yeah. Yeah. What does bad blood taste like like a warm yeager? It's like a cinnamon. It's like

1:22.0

a cinnamon. Like a black cinnamon. Not make cinnamon or not make that sounds pretty good. It's not

1:27.2

you think the bats taste sweeter because they hang upside down all the you know it comes down. Yeah,

1:32.0

it will marinate better. You know, yeah. It's more evenly spread throughout. It's exactly like a

1:36.3

steak. If you know you cook a steak and you let it like you're supposed to leave it alone for five

1:40.1

minutes so the juices can yeah. It's like a bag of it upside down. It's a bad hanging up. So

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