1: Axe Throwing

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 16 January 2019

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Stiff Socks throw axes blindfolded. They figure out that Hot Pockets would be a good tampon and they would for sure die if they were Vikings.

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0:26.1	Mmm Maccase, making simple, delicious.
0:30.0	Oh, oh, oh, oh, stiff socks, episode one.
0:37.4	Number one, so much of your drums right there.
0:39.6	That was just blasting.
0:40.7	Was it really loud?
0:41.7	I stepped back.
0:42.7	I'm allowed to.
0:43.7	That's why I really stepped back a lot from the microphone.
0:46.2	That's good though, because if these people listen to it,
0:48.1	the jam will be like hyped up to it.
0:49.6	Let's fucking go.
0:50.6	Yeah, I wait for Michael to yell so that I can get this 360 off my chest.
0:55.0	Oh yeah.
0:56.0	Yeah.
0:57.0	360?
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