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0:00.0 | It's recording yeah |
0:03.2 | If I were you if I were you if I were you the show |
0:08.7 | Starts now |
0:10.7 | There we go that was awful. That was the first that's the way it's gonna start the first episode ever |
0:17.0 | That was great. I was I rehearsed that for a year |
0:20.6 | Before you'd be in thought of the podcast I was rehearsing that well the name of the show is if I were you and |
0:26.6 | Yeah, this is the first episode. We're not always gonna have Jake do the intro music though. We should |
0:33.1 | Well, we just haven't thought of intro music yet and we want to get the show on as fast as possible |
0:39.6 | So yeah, for now we're gonna be I'll be trying out a different intro song every single week until |
0:45.0 | You guys hate me enough that you can someone can send in a song that we can use instead. That's right |
0:50.2 | So this is the first and only |
0:53.6 | Advice podcast on the internet from us hosted by us. Yeah, exactly right |
1:00.3 | I'm a mere and I'm Jake and we are a mere and Jake |
1:06.0 | And our names go in no other order |
1:09.8 | so the goal of the show is to |
1:13.2 | take user submitted |
1:15.2 | life conundrums and |
1:17.5 | Sticky situations and offer our advice right however |
1:22.5 | Qualified we are to give it which is not very the thing is we're not really experts in any other field |
1:27.8 | So we figured a fun theme would be to |
1:31.6 | Maximize the fact that we don't know what we're talking about right which is also why we call the show if I were you |
1:36.2 | So like this is just stupid advice that I would follow. Yeah, this is not professional advice that you should follow |
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