Staying up, staying up, staying up, staying up. Come on, you villa boys.

Well, only because we gifted you a goal.

Gifted my ass.

Well, gifted you a goal. Gifted my ass.

Well, do you know, it was an identical goal to the one that, was it Andreas Bremer scored against England in the 1990 World Cup semi-final.

It hit Paul Parker's foot and then looped over Peter Schiltern.

It was exactly like that.

And those goals don't come off, come along very often.

No, actually, no, that was our goal, wasn't it? No, that was your goal. We gifted you a bloody goal.

Our goal was a brilliant goal. I think I think we should start. Greenish at both ends.

Well, I will if you will.

He's a good looking lad. Only if he stays with us. Yeah. I don't think. Andy knows it.

I don't think he will stay with you. I have to say. Oh, shut up. I mean, you must be getting on a bit now. He must be 26, 27.

He's 25, I think. Well, that is the age that you need to go to a bigger club, I would have thought.

What bigger club is there than Premier League, Aston Villa, Ian Dale? Well, about 19 others, I would say.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, all right. A Man United fan of my acquaintance is doing all of the sort of, why are you so happy, all you've done is stay

up type, bollocks. Well, I had some very conflicting emotions in that match because I did actually want Aston Villa to stay up for reasons that we talked about in the last podcast. But of course, I wanted my team to win. So I kind of wanted us to score three goals and then maybe you to score three in the last ten minutes or something, which knowing West Ham, that could easily have happened. But it was, yeah, quite, because I emailed you, didn't I? So when you scored, I just, what did I say, squeaky bum time or something? Quaky bum time, yeah. And before that, I think you'd said, come on villa or something nice. Oh, no, that was on Wednesday night, wasn't it? Yeah, so I was feeling benevolent, but... Well, thank you. I thought it was, I thought it was a fair result

for the match. Yes. I mean, we didn't really turn up, frankly, did we? And we just about did,

which was... Well, I think we had, we had one shot on target and you had four.

So, I mean, you could argue that you should have won.

But, hey.

It was a very unfortunate goal that we conceded or rather scored at the wrong end.

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