Hello and a very good morning and it is morning. We're recording this at 7.38 a.m. on

Friday morning, which is a day earlier and a lot of hours earlier than we normally would. Why would that be Miss Jackie Smith?

Because the sun has got his hat on, hippie-pe-pe-pour-ray,

and off to my caravan.

Ruck in the caravan.

We don't need to say that, Ian.

Don't we? No, because people just take it as red, don't they? So we don't need to say that Ian don't we know because people just take it as red don't they so we don't

need to say things like this um this is your first trip there since when since last autumn so that's

well worth you three thousand quid a year that you pay for it it was slightly i worked out it was

slightly less than that but but actually it is about

$2,600.

Well, yeah, but obviously I would normally have been there from, well, I would normally

have been there over Christmas and New Year, even though there's no water and it's very chilly.

But then I would have been certainly back there by Easter so I've had to sort of miss miss it.

Sorry let's run that back even though there's no water it doesn't have water.

No it has water and in most of the year it has hot water but then over the winter they turn the water off because otherwise your pipes would freeze.

And therefore, you can go and visit it and you've got your electricity and you can get water

from a tap outside, but you can't have like a hot shower.

So I only tend to go for one or two nights at the most because, you know, who wants

to not have a shower for that long but then you get the heating

going it's all lovely and cozy so you have a shower there oh yeah you don't have you don't have

communal showers i mean i see this is why i just i just i just it's quite a small shower

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