Warning. Broken simulation. Broken simulation with Sam Tripoli.

Welcome to Johnny Woodard presents Broken Simulation starring Johnny Woodard. We are in it.

We get in it the fastest.

Dude, should we call Guinness Book of Guinness Records?

That's a classic. That's classic BS. We should call them and go, we get into our podcast

quicker than anyone else. That's classic. Respect us. Respect us. Yeah, we love gay dollars here god we don't get enough respect i was thinking

what was his name oh who was it yesterday that came on and said that we were uh that i was gay

i'm wrong tim fall somebody said you were gay you remember that he's like yeah i heard you're

gay you were talking about being

gay i was like i'm the john goddia the gays oh oh it was jamie deluxe right yeah jamy deluxe is

gonna do a story i'm how gay i am i'm looking forward send it to netflix i want a special

won't be the first time won't be the first i won't be the last time uh okay so we've led with hard

news somebody's talking some shit in the comment section about roger being gay roger is gay

roger is gay he's so gay roger dodger the gay pug he's a sweet boy though. He's a jolly fellow. He is a he's a fatty bro. Faddy. They're supposed to weigh 14 pounds. You know how much Roger weighs not more than that for sure? 28 pounds. Does he really weigh 28? I would. Yeah, he's a thick bitch. Yeah. If he got started rolling down a hill, he would never stop. He would never stop. No, he would never stop. No, ever. So, so fast, so gay. I thought we would start with something. Basically, my pug is a bear. Yeah, your pug is definitely a bear. Or no, maybe a cub. I think it's what they call like a younger bear. He's a cub baby. He's a little older now, dude. He's, uh, almost six. Right, but he's a, he's not. I think with a bear, you have like some kind of edge attached to it. You know, like you're kind of rough around the edges. And he's cuddly. Yeah, he is is he's definitely a power i guess they're probably

what's what's the what's the well i yeah i guess this is not technically a hot topic but i isn't

it a hot topic dude well it's not really i don't know i think of those as kind of newsy news but

this is just a uh an enjoyable an enjoyable story for the whole family.

We got comments last week.

Someone commented this lady.

It was like, I can't share any of this broken sin with my Christian friends and family because of Sam Tripoli's mouth.

I'm sorry.

That's the show.

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