197: Halloween Wh*re Nights

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 26 October 2022

⏱️ 100 minutes

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It’s spooky season, so the boys are here to riff on the sexiest halloween costumes, Trevor’s bad taste in candy, and why Michael not be the only person on Earth that’s attracted to zombies. They also hear from a listener that works at a haunted house and learn how to jerk off with just your imagination.

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Halloween episode of St. Saks.
0:05.7	Yes, St. Saks.
0:06.8	Goblins, ghouls, and Goths, and whores.
0:09.2	Whores are awesome. That's the best costume. Hey, I'm a whore. Cool. Here's my apartment. I live in Hollywood.
0:17.2	Halloween, dude.
0:18.2	Halloween.
0:19.0	Halloween, it's the best holiday for me.
0:22.8	Why is that? Goth women.
0:24.2	Goth women. They really, um...
0:26.0	Well, they're just kind of all year round.
0:28.3	You know who else is? A foot locker employee.
0:30.4	I love it.
0:31.1	I find the figure out your costume. It took me a hot minute.
0:34.0	What do you think I am, dude?
0:35.4	Little hope, heep.
0:37.0	No, I know it is.
0:38.3	Oh, do you want me to say it?
0:39.6	Uh...
0:40.6	Yeah, I mean, if you...
0:41.6	If you're not, uh, watching the video version,
0:44.1	you're wearing a cow outfit.
0:45.4	Yep.
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