196: RumpelForeskin

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 19 October 2022

⏱️ 93 minutes

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The boys riff on the weirdest things they've ever put their dicks in, the difficulties of watching porn with your girlfriend, and then react to Cherdley's recent boxing match. They also get into another Michael Flight Fight and hear from a listener that did some risky vacation banging.

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0:00.0	Here's a funny thing I'm just remembering that it wasn't at night.
0:02.7	And I don't.
0:03.9	And I, and I, and I.
0:06.5	You were fucking a Samsung fridge in the middle of the day time.
0:09.9	Pfft.
0:10.9	Hey, we're in. What's up? I haven't eaten the fucking 30 hours.
0:13.2	What is wrong with you?
0:14.2	I'm stupid.
0:15.2	I went to a movie with the old GF last night at the, it doesn't matter where it is.
0:21.2	Hey, what the hell, Jack?
0:23.4	Yeah.
0:23.9	Guys, hit us up. We need a new social media guy.
0:26.1	Wait, what's happening? What's happening?
0:27.5	So you landed yesterday from Denver.
0:31.1	Denver.
0:32.1	And then you went straight to a movie theater?
0:33.1	Or a flight story for you, Daddy.
0:34.1	You said it, but you went straight to a movie theater?
0:36.1	No, no, no, no. So we, I, no, I went to my house and just didn't eat because it was
0:41.0	like after, you know, I had like a five-erangie in me, the editing, the energy I was on the
0:44.7	flight.
0:45.7	You know when you have caffeine, you're like, what's food?
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