191-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 January 2014

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

If you're gay I challenge you to up your game. Listen to the gayest man that has ever lived and see if you can top him, if even, for a moment. When ladies OR guys can't control the joy they feel when they taste man yogurt in their mouth are you buying it? We kind of disagree on this point. I mean clearly people LOVE it. The drunkest man ever is revisited and it's undeniable - he's a huge fan of our show. You know what I'm sayin, you gotta gun yoself, you know I'm sayin? Yes, sir, we do. Do we have an impromptu WOULD YOU RATHER that is so awful you might not answer? Yup. Nancy Grace is a lying turd, but maybe pot does make you kill??? David Lee Roth and Flocka rock out for you.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Hey, it's me Tom the one of the hosts of this show you're familiar with me
0:09.1	Here's our tag at the top the we've been saying that the podcast Saturday
0:15.1	We'll start at eight and I realized that on the the website at the ice house
0:21.2	It says 7 30 so that's the official start time the show will not start at 7 30
0:27.3	But it might start before eight so I just wanted to make sure if you're joining us on laughter
0:33.8	Or if you're going to the show that you know that it's actually going to be probably somewhere between
0:40.3	7 30 and 8 that the show starts a really want people who are
0:44.7	Joining the laughter thing to know that so that you don't join us too late all right that is all
0:50.5	We hope you enjoy this episode of your own
0:53.7	Own mothers is that how you say it? No your mom's house. Thank you. We love you. Bye. Bye
0:59.7	Must have my chops take two
1:03.2	What's my chops about putting down cups?
1:11.0	Take my panties off put them in your face
1:15.4	I wear sports bra all day
1:18.0	I wear my exercise clothes like they're normal clothes because I'm lazy
1:33.3	Yoga yoga pants all day
1:37.6	Yo big time shit listen up tips
1:42.1	We have the live podcast Saturday
1:45.2	Saturday January 25th we're at the ice house in stage two the little room there
1:52.4	It's gonna be a blast it's gonna be a such a fun show is it gonna be a blast
1:56.7	Blast all over your face will be an empty jar guarantee
2:02.2	empty jar guarantee
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