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Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

190-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.723.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 January 2014

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Every animal can get diarrhea, but why did that animal get that loose brown? Let's talk about it. Top Dog and Charo get a surprise phone call about Tom's sex education class memory. Was there a VERY out-of-line teacher? Hmmmmm. Did Top Dog make big BROWN on his latest cruise? We finished Breaking Bad Farts and we tip our collective hat to all the participants. It's a masterpiece and we miss it already. Pop music is for the stupid by the slightly less stupid. This isn't an attempt to be controversial. We actually have proof. If English is your first language and you make Dennis Rodman sound like Prince William what would be your next move? These JEAN were made for talking (to your mom).

Transcript

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0:00.0

fuck sh...

0:30.0

Once gone sunrise Krit

0:37.6

Then turn around

0:42.9

Then turn down

0:47.5

Hit

0:50.1

Give

0:51.1

a bubble

0:51.9

Felt

0:53.1

Peace

0:54.2

Free

0:55.6

Sw good

1:26.8

I love that one so much.

1:42.3

Dropping.

1:43.3

Your mind fast.

1:44.9

The singing on there is so soulful and real.

1:47.4

Passion.

1:48.4

I love that.

1:49.9

Guys, are you in Burbank?

1:51.9

Are you within a million miles of Burbank?

1:54.5

You should drive there.

1:55.4

The greater Burbank area.

1:57.8

Come there and see us on the 23rd.

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