189-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 January 2014

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Seems like it's pretty much settled - TOMMY IS THE MAIN MOMMY. Episode 19 is revisited and the evidence is CLEAR. Christina is filing appeals, but we doubt there's a judge in the land that will grant her another hearing. We debate this at length and allow you to decide. You went CRAZY over the appearance of Juelz Ventura on episode 188 and we celebrate the triumph. Yes, we're proud of ourselves. What's scarier than a man dressed as a female DOLL? We vote nothing. It is absolutely terrifying. A new show is coming out about it and we are mortified and eager to watch it. Homeless people singing the hits is something that we hope takes off! They really can't sing, but we want it to never end. DENIM NEVER ENDS.

Transcript

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0:00.3	phrase
0:24.0	Welcome to your mom's house ladies and gentlemen hope you're enjoying your Friday.
0:33.4	Happy Friday.
0:34.9	It's Friday, last day of the work week with your two mothers right now and just enjoying
0:44.4	yourself reminiscing over your very, very productive week.
0:51.7	Maybe you're sitting in your cubicle and you're like, I can't wait to get away from all
0:55.6	these motherfuckers right here and get home.
0:57.7	Get home.
0:58.7	Smoke a bowl.
0:59.7	Roll one up or pack it in a bowl.
1:02.1	Drink.
1:03.4	Get hammered and ripped.
1:04.9	Have sex with my neighbor.
1:07.2	Come at vehicular homicide.
1:08.5	Do whatever you want.
1:09.5	Do what you want to do.
1:10.5	Do you, dog?
1:11.5	There's so much to go over and obviously we're still celebrating the victory that was Wednesday's
1:19.4	episode.
1:20.4	And we can't talk about that yet.
1:22.4	It's too much.
1:23.4	I know.
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