19: Ben & Jerry's w/Zoltan Kaszas | The Consumers Ep. 19
The Consumers
The Consumers
4.9 • 620 Ratings
🗓️ 28 January 2025
⏱️ 96 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Summary
the Bills game and it turns out, that was probably a good hunch. Greg had a run-in at
Starbucks and Sean fights for him. We find out Tim is ice cream royalty. A lot of talk
about whether Tim’s “DC is the capitol of Virginia” comment last week is the dumbest
thing uttered in the history of the pod. Greg’s tongue is tied – probably 8 Mushmouth
moments. Greg tells some stories about Freddie D, his club owner mentor. Tim makes
a couple attempts at a Deadhead impression and will not reveal his inspiration. The
new shirts make an appearance. Tim foolishly risks our relationship with
Mookapotamus. The fans continue hate on the set and our guest sticks up for us.
Watch Zoltan’s latest special here!
Transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the consumers. |
| 0:03.9 | My name is Greg Warren. |
| 0:06.3 | These guys refer to me as Big Dog G. |
| 0:10.1 | But I didn't know that. |
| 0:12.5 | I'm Greg Warren. |
| 0:13.6 | It's a special episode. |
| 0:15.2 | We have a guest. |
| 0:16.0 | Let's introduce the guest first. |
| 0:17.4 | It is Zoltan Cassius, very funny stand-up comedian. He's right there, buddy. We're glad you're here. On set. Thank you. I'm also with Tim Convey. Hi, Big Dog G. What is it? Now they're going to know that you don't normally call me that. Big. Yeah. Don't worry. It's pretty bad. We tried it over the weekend and it bombed. |
| 0:38.4 | Yeah. |
| 0:38.9 | I think it's going to catch on. |
| 0:40.3 | Did you have to bring him up as Big Dog G? Yeah. Twice, man. And we walked a third of the room. We did. I just got up and left. I'm with them. I almost left the top of this thing. I'm also here with Sean O'Brien, who is an emotional wreck right now. |
| 0:57.3 | I know, man. left the top of this thing. I'm also here with Sean O'Brien, who is an emotional wreck right now. |
| 0:57.4 | I know, man. |
| 0:58.1 | We should just tell them. |
| 0:59.0 | Yeah, we're recording on Sunday the 26th, I believe, and this episode will come out on |
| 1:04.9 | the 28th. |
| 1:07.2 | So in about two hours' time, the Buffalo Bills are playing in the AFC championship. And Sean, he's a mess. I had to drive with him all weekend. We drove a couple hours today. The guy, he's a mess. Sean, what do you have to say? I'm nervous, man. Here's the good thing. It's like I don't want to eat because when I get this type of nerves, I can't eat. |
| 1:29.2 | Okay. |
| 1:29.7 | It's kind of like just being a Bill's fans, like taking Ozeptic right now. You can just not. The same thing. Like, I'm like on 400 calories in the last three days. Yeah, you got that face that's a little drawn in. Yeah, you think so? Yeah. The bills was epic? |
| 1:43.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:43.6 | Yeah, man. |
... |
Please login to see the full transcript.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from The Consumers, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of The Consumers and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.