18: Uncrustables | The Consumers Ep. 18
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The Consumers
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🗓️ 21 January 2025
⏱️ 95 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the consumers. |
| 0:04.0 | My name is Gregory Samuel Warren. |
| 0:06.8 | I am here with Sean Michael O'Brien. |
| 0:10.4 | Michael Patrick O'Brien and Timothy Curran Convey. |
| 0:15.8 | Junior. |
| 0:16.6 | Junior. |
| 0:17.8 | A couple of Italians. |
| 0:19.1 | We are the consumers. |
| 0:22.4 | Does everyone in your family have two middle names? |
| 0:25.7 | No. |
| 0:26.5 | Just me and like I think like a cousin or something. |
| 0:30.6 | But for the airlines, it's only one, right? |
| 0:33.7 | Yeah, yeah. |
| 0:34.8 | I think the Patrick is the confirmation name. It's the Catholic thing. Oholic thing oh and it just gets thrown in there yeah so that's what like catholic i know but some people like really will identify with it interesting and then uh some are like don't so i mean really i would just go around saying sean michael o'brien but i mean it's i don't know when i was a kid they're like sean michael patrick o'brien so really yeah i've never yeah confirmation name done anything with my confirmation name. Yeah, I I mean, it's... I don't know. When I was a kid, they're like Sean Michael Patrick O'Brien, so... Really? Yeah, I've never... Yeah, confirmation name. Yeah, most people don't get excited about it. It's actually John, which is my second son's name. Oh, Jack is John. Yeah. Oh, I've been a fan. We got a lot to get to this episode. A lot. Big one. Probably off the top, we should congratulate Sean O'Brien and his Buffalo Bills. He couldn't be happier. He's got his gear on. I got my gear. I know you guys are sick of looking at it. Just give me a couple more weeks. No, it's fine. I like it. I mean, I don't know if the, the viewers can see. |
| 1:28.7 | You got a giant wet spot on the front of your shirt. I did notice that about 13 seconds ago. My dog, he got a dog. He drools, and he got me, man. He gets excited. He had to take him his daycare, and I didn't even see it until I walked in. So I'm splashing down. So if you're on video. |
| 1:42.8 | That's his dog that drooled. |
| 1:44.4 | Yeah. |
| 1:46.5 | How did you... |
| 1:48.0 | I don splashing down. So if you're on video, that's his dog that drooled. How did you, it's, as I look at it right now, it is a large spot. It is soaking. You're telling me that's all drool. Ed, you drove here, which is at least 30 minutes away. It's still that wet, and you didn't notice it. No, I just went, I just went to Randy. I went to his kitchen and I paper toweled and i didn't notice it is what i'm saying until he sat down so it was all like so he made wetter got it yeah to try and get rid of the lines because i think it would have been too offensive that's showing up on camera randy might be yeah it's a little uh we're right so we right. Plus, that's character to the sweatshirt |
| 2:17.8 | anyway. |
| 2:18.3 | It does. |
| 2:18.7 | Yeah, it looks like you got shot in the gut. |
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