20: Nerf | The Consumers Ep. 20

The Consumers

Comedy

4.9 • 620 Ratings

🗓️ 4 February 2025

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

It’s the long-awaited Nerf episode and we love it. Sean is heartbroken but hanging in there. Maybe he deserved it for making his sister cry back in the day. Tim and Greg bring up an old argument. Randy and Sean referee. Sean takes wordplay to another level. We are very proud. Sean checks out for a few minutes. When you offer to buy at Starbucks, Greg has a couple go-to bits.

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0:00.0	Welcome to the consumers. My name is Greg Warren. I'm here today with Tim Convy.
0:08.5	Hey, buddy. How you doing? Really good. How are you?
0:11.5	I'm great. Good. Glad to be here. Glad to have you here. Sean O'Brien.
0:17.0	Hi, Greg. You doing all right? I'm fine.
0:21.2	Yeah. I'm just fine.
0:23.4	For those of you that are not sports fans, Sean is a giant Buffalo Bills fan.
0:30.5	And just a couple of days ago, he had his heartbroken.
0:33.7	A lot of people checking on you.
0:35.4	A lot.
0:35.7	You know what?
0:36.9	Heck of a crowd, man, we have.
0:38.4	Consumer fans.
0:39.6	Unbelievable.
0:52.9	I thought I'd get roasted. Yeah. I had about 10 private messages. Genuine. Yeah. Like, hey, man, I'm, you know, I like so-and-so. I had a heartbreak with this team, all that stuff. Yeah. Unbelievable. and some other people wrote some stuff on, you know, in the consumers page.
0:54.4	So many comments.
0:55.3	Yeah, people sympathize.
0:56.7	Yeah, you know, it's cool.
0:57.9	So I have some... Yeah. Unbelievable. And some other people wrote some stuff, you know, in the consumers page.
0:54.4	So many comments.
0:55.3	Yeah.
0:55.5	And, uh, yeah, you know, it's cool.
0:57.9	So I have someone to be like, hey, listen, I don't really care about this game, but you like them. So just for the fun of it, I'll squeeze. I'll squeeze for the bills. So, yeah. So I'm done. I feel bad for the rest of you are sick of hearing about it.
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