186: The Morlon Wiley Way In
Dear Hank & John
Complexly
4.9 • 8.5K Ratings
🗓️ 22 April 2019
⏱️ 42 minutes
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How do you open an envelope? How do companies turn attention into money? What's the deal with the itsy bitsy spider? And more!
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and Jon. |
| 0:06.0 | Yours I've heard think of it dear Jon and Hank. |
| 0:08.0 | It's a comedy podcast where two brothers answer your questions, give you a dubious advice, |
| 0:12.0 | and bring you all the week's news from both Mars and AF's to Wimbledon. |
| 0:16.0 | Jon, you know I just, I really love how the sun comes up and then it goes down. |
| 0:22.0 | It really makes my day. |
| 0:24.0 | Oh God. |
| 0:25.0 | No. |
| 0:26.0 | Not that one. |
| 0:27.0 | It just makes my day. |
| 0:28.0 | I don't know what else to say. |
| 0:29.0 | It's I think it's really great. |
| 0:30.0 | I'm not I'm not not laughing because I don't get it. |
| 0:33.0 | I'm not laughing because it's not funny. |
| 0:35.0 | Hank, you know what I would have tweeted this week? |
| 0:38.0 | What? |
| 0:39.0 | I would have tweeted about the fact that I'm about to be a guest at a live show recording of my favorite podcast not distributed by WNYC Harry Potter and the Sacred Text. |
| 0:49.0 | You're going to go to a live show. |
| 0:52.0 | I'm going to be part of the live show with Casper and Vanessa. |
| 0:54.0 | I'm so excited and nervous. |
| 0:56.0 | It's the last chapter of the fifth book, Hank. |
| 0:58.0 | It's an intense chapter. |
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