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Dear Hank & John

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4.9 • 8K Ratings

🗓️ 15 April 2019

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Who owns the bones? Why are American coins so confusing? Would dragon eggs have scales? And more! Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohn If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at [email protected]. Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John.
0:07.2	Or as I prefer to think of it Dear John and Hank.
0:09.6	It's a comedy podcast with two brothers who will answer your questions, give you a DBS
0:14.3	advice, and bring you all the weeks news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon.
0:18.4	John, I've heard that you're gonna be starting your garden soon.
0:23.2	I already started it because the piece is good, but the piece in very early.
0:28.4	I heard that you also added a bunch of soil.
0:31.0	Okay.
0:32.5	Because the plot thickens.
0:36.6	I mean, that's a pretty good gardening joke.
0:42.4	It wasn't a great setup.
0:44.6	I feel like I could have found a better setup, but that's what it was.
0:47.2	That's where we were.
0:48.2	Yeah, it was clearly the setup of a man who doesn't garden a lot.
0:56.0	How do you thicken a plot, John?
0:58.2	Explain to me.
0:59.2	Well, yeah, I mean, that's the part of the joke that's not great is that you don't really
1:04.6	thicken the plot.
1:06.4	But you do, I mean, I did put some compost and mixed some stuff into the beds.
1:13.2	And I guess in that process, they were slightly thickened.
1:16.6	It knows of what I would have tweeted this week.
1:18.9	I would have tweeted about Sarah and my trip to Sierra Leone.
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