#185: Stupid Don't Get Tired
Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 680 Ratings
🗓️ 13 June 2017
⏱️ 41 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Summary
2- It's tough to be president the first time.
3- Educated brainwashing (you got it, right kids?).
4- Green Cards made in China.
5- Ethics, now there’s a high bar, laying on the ground.
6- Don’t get sick, Ohio. We need your votes.
7- Fly 'em if ya got 'em. Damn that government control.
8- House what?
9- Captain Obvious goes to science class.
10- Nascar, here we come.
Transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Alonzo Boat. I want to welcome you to episode 185 of my podcast, who's paying attention. I know it's been a minute. I didn't do one last week because I was traveling and, man, I don't want to take another week and a half off. Too much happens. There's too much to talk about. Listen, as I was talking to, I was talking to my friend Collette, and I said, |
| 0:39.6 | here's the thing, stupid don't rest, stupid don't get tired, stupid works. You understand, |
| 0:45.5 | stupid puts in work. Now, Albert Einstein, famous quote that I love said, the only difference |
| 0:52.8 | between genius and stupidity is that genius has its |
| 0:57.5 | limits and I absolutely believe it it's been it's been a rough week and a half but anyway I am |
| 1:06.1 | I'm going to get started first of all let me tell you about my week last week because even for me and I'm a road warrior I'm going to get started. First of all, let me tell you about my week last week, because even for me, and I'm a road warrior, I'm in the air all the time, but even for me, it was a crazy week. |
| 1:17.2 | Because I was at a different airport every day. |
| 1:20.6 | So Monday morning, I flew from Memphis to L.A. |
| 1:26.4 | Tuesday, I flew from L.A. to Boston with a three-hour delay because of weather |
| 1:31.1 | in Boston. Wednesday, I flew from Boston to Albany and drove to Lake George for Americade, great |
| 1:38.7 | gig. Thursday, I drove back to Albany Airport, flew to San Francisco, drove to Napa to do the Napa Valley Jazz Getaway, and Friday flew back to New York to finish America. |
| 1:51.0 | So five days, you want to talk air travel in America, I'm here for you. I will just tell you that summer travel kills me. |
| 2:01.2 | It is. |
| 2:02.0 | The airport's crowded. |
| 2:03.6 | People don't know how it works. |
| 2:06.0 | TSA precheck, they just start assigning people. |
| 2:08.5 | There was like a whole kid soccer team or something going through precheck. |
| 2:13.0 | Yeah, that helped move it faster. |
| 2:14.8 | But it is what it is. |
| 2:17.7 | That's why I didn't record last week. |
| 2:19.6 | I was traveling all over the place, and it was really any time or space to sit down and lay out the podcast and record it. |
| 2:27.2 | So here I am. |
... |
Please login to see the full transcript.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from All Things Comedy, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of All Things Comedy and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.

