Hi, this Alonzo Bowden, and I want to welcome you to episode 184 of my podcast.

Who's paying attention?

I'm going to start out.

It is Monday.

It is Memorial Day.

And I'm going to start out by honoring the veterans who have served and even more the families of the veterans who never came back, who made

the ultimate sacrifice and gave their lives, whether it be in war or in peacetime. However,

whatever it was, we thank you for your service. I've been lucky enough to have entertained

the troops in numerous places around the world. It is always an honor.

There's always kind of a mutual respect and a mutual appreciation because we, the comics,

love what they do and they love us bringing some humor and bringing a taste to the U.S.

to them. So definitely sending some love

to the veterans and everyone on Memorial Day. Now, that being said, that getting out of the way,

let me get into my podcast. My buddy Derek out of Portland, who I love, good friend, he hit me up.

He said, man, why the podcast's getting

short? Why aren't you talking longer? Why aren't you ranting? And I said, Dee, it's because I

don't want to make it all Trump all the time. And when you remove Trump from the news cycle,

the news cycle gets mighty short. Well, guess what? This week, I'm going back. I'm getting on

our baby-handed orange

idiot in chief because this week he's actually, he's just outdone himself. Okay? Let's start

with German cars. Okay. The idiot said that Germany is bad. It's very, very bad.

They export too many cars here.

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