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Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

#186: The 1%

Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

All Things Comedy

Politics, News, Comedy

4.7680 Ratings

🗓️ 20 June 2017

⏱️ 24 minutes

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Summary

1- 'Dem chickens done come home.
2- Outrage? No, just mildly upset.
3- Black Lives Matter. We will not go away.
4- Beauregard, this here black woman’s got some questions for you.
5- Are you 1%? Check your paystub here.
6- Ultimate Fathers Day gift.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, this Alonzo Bowden. I want to welcome you to episode 186 in my podcast. Who's Paying Attention?

0:22.2

Now, listen, I had planned to keep this one like, I really did. I found a funny story about money.

0:29.7

I wanted to talk about that and just move on. But, you know, you can't do it. You can't do it because we're killing each other.

0:39.2

We're shooting each other.

0:40.3

We're killing each other.

0:41.5

And on and on.

0:42.7

So let me just get into it.

0:45.4

First, we, by now, this is old news, the congressional shooting.

0:50.3

As you know, some congressmen were at baseball practice, and a gunman showed up, pulled out a rifle, started shooting.

1:00.7

Listen, it's sad that Steve Scalise, a congressman from Louisiana is in critical condition.

1:07.5

It's even more sad that the Capitol police officer got shot because he's just doing his

1:13.6

job. I'm going to be honest with you. I got no sympathy here. I got none. You know why? Because

1:20.2

the day of this baseball game, Congress was going to vote on legalizing silencers.

1:28.2

You know why?

1:32.9

You know why they need to legalize silencers to protect the hearing of the frequent shooters?

1:37.3

You see, they don't even try with good bullshit anymore.

1:40.3

I mean, they used to respect us enough, come up with a lie. How the hell do you want to legalize silencers for guns? Are you out of your minds?

1:47.4

So no, I don't feel bad for this Congress. These are the same Republicans who have no problem with

1:53.1

assault weapons. As far as they're concerned, white men should be able to pick up assault weapons

1:57.9

or any other weapon they want at Walmart when they're stopping in for

2:01.8

milk. Walmart, hell, 7-11, the gas station, can we get the guns easier to buy as long as you're

2:08.6

a white male? That's a very important caveat to the deal. But, so this is not surprising. Okay,

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