184: Ana Kasparian vs Pearl Davis + Canada PM's Creepy NWO Speech + Rand Paul on Rogan

Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

Sam Tripoli & Johnny Woodard

News Commentary, Comedy, Stand-up, News, Politics

4.8 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 19 January 2026

⏱️ 110 minutes

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Summary

Sam breaks down Ana Kasparian vs. Pearl Davis at Word War Debate (and gives us the backstage lowdown) and we talk about Rand Paul going on The Joe Rogan Experience and saying that the Trump admin refuses to prosecute Anthony Fauci on the new Broken Sim! Also this week: The Canadian PM's creepy New World Order speech, more daycare fraud, disturbing AI trends, and KG reveals how LeBron ruined the All Star game.

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0:00.0	Warning. Broken simulation. Broken simulation. With Sam Tripoli.
0:12.8	Yeah, we're here. We're in it. Welcome to Johnny Woodard presents Broken Simulation. Sorry, Johnny Woodard. We're in it.
0:22.3	We made it.
0:23.2	We made it.
0:23.8	Guys, sorry.
0:24.5	Daddy's hanging and banging.
0:26.2	Okay.
0:27.0	Making stuff happen.
0:29.0	Talk and taking business meetings.
0:31.3	Sorry, Johnny.
0:32.3	There was a miscommunication on your part.
0:34.5	Here we are.
0:35.5	Uh-huh.
0:35.9	Yeah.
0:36.5	There was a, uh, did you get your shit together johnny
0:39.8	you send one of those imaginary texts to me yeah is that what i've been talking a lot through
0:44.9	telepathy and you should get that stuff okay what about i've been taking courses i've been taking
0:51.6	a lot of online courses johnny, working on speaking through the mind.
0:55.8	Is that what you were doing yesterday when we also didn't record? Were you taking an online course on?
0:59.6	No, that was daddy wasn't feeling good because daddy's running the railing the red line dog.
1:05.3	Redlining it. Bang, bang, bang. Johnny, it's, I mean, Johnny, I started without my glasses on this. May not be the best show ever, okay? And you know I only go for best of ever. I could have told you that. So, Johnny, what could you have said? Just explain to me what you could have said. This wasn't going to be the best show ever. Why? Why wouldn't it, Johnny? why don't you go into every show going this might be the best show ever why why wouldn't it johnny why don't you go into every
1:27.6	show going this might be the best show we've ever done that's how i enter every show johnny
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