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Broken simulation.

Broken simulation.

With Sam Tripoli.

Welcome to Broken Simulation Johnny Woodard's.

I'm all over the place, man.

I'm so excited.

We're back in it.

Welcome to Johnny Woodard presents Broken Simulation starring Johnny Woodard. We're in it. Point 26 are here, man. I mean, my vacation's already done. It's crazy. I was just starting to relax and they're like, you are on tonight? I'm like, no. I mean, it went by like nothing. Like nothing, dude.

You know, I asked my, okay, so we've talked about this before.

Weather time. Oh, I mean, that's every time. But about whether time is passing faster.

Now, I asked my parents, both of them, when they were my age, if they had this sensation of every day passing more quickly than the day that preceded it.

And they both said no.

And I'm curious. That's very crazy to me, Johnny.

Because I already feel like it's tomorrow.

That's how fast time is going.

I feel like it's already tomorrow.

No, but let's be serious for a second.

Do you feel when you were in your mid to late 30s that things were like flying? Yeah. What do you think I feel in my mid 50s? Well, no, but that's what I'm saying. Like, does it feel, I'm trying to, I'm trying to establish like a baseline. Right, right now, everyone in comments, Karano, snub-bangers, quality gay blacks. Okay. Sam just woke up from a nap, so. I did. Why does everybody ask me? I was peeing. I didn't, I didn't go number two. That's Sam. Johnny's dropping deuses. Johnny's dropping deuses. Welcome to 2026. I go in the morning. Johnny's whole thing is drop more

deuses in 2026 to just be more regular. Hey, hey, that's a worthy goal. I think that's a great goal.

I mean, well, I'm going to lose way. I'm going to drop more deuses and be more regular.

Your hats and your glasses. I swear they got bigger for 2026.

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