183: Dippin' Dot Thots

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 20 July 2022

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Summary

The boys are coming at you from the NEW STUDIO to riff on Michael getting wrecked by Ace Hardware, how Trev almost got in a fight in Austin, and whether or not genies have dicks. They also try to figure out Siblings or Dating and hear from a listener who got some awful news from their girlfriend.

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0:00.0	Our air drums, they let us sense when things are a bit off.
0:10.4	They made us wonder, what if a car could have sensed too, like a lane departure warning
0:15.3	system that tells when you're going off calls.
0:20.0	And health gets you back on track.
0:24.1	The Honda Jazz Hybrid, Honda, the power of dreams.
0:31.1	Anyway, so I was getting fucking, my girlfriend was plowing me with a dildo.
0:34.1	Okay.
0:35.1	Three, two, one, no studio!
0:40.1	Look at this.
0:41.1	What?
0:42.1	I feel like I'm an ice age.
0:43.9	It does look like that.
0:44.9	I feel like the squirrel in the ice age.
0:46.2	Why?
0:47.2	Because you're always trying to get a nut.
0:48.8	Yes.
0:49.8	He was horned up.
0:50.8	He really was.
0:51.8	Was he hungry the whole time?
0:52.8	The squirrels eat nuts for food.
0:55.8	Oh yeah.
0:56.8	No.
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