182: Tele-CUM-nesis

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 13 July 2022

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

The boys riff on hands free handjobs, what to do if you only have 6 months to live, and how people be getting laid off the most random talents. They also figure out that reiki massage is a hoax and hear about how Michael had a really good cry.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Mid your Christmas shop go further by downloading the ASDA rewards app.
0:04.3	With it you can start earning pounds, not points, into your cash pot.
0:08.4	You can then spend your cash pot on whatever you like.
0:11.1	What about Turkey?
0:12.4	Omen's pies?
0:13.4	Or crackers?
0:14.4	Maybe even matching Christmas peaches.
0:16.8	Download ASDA rewards today and you can start earning on your next shop.
0:22.7	Apple Mobile data required TZZ at ASDA.com's ASDA rewards.
0:25.5	Selected ASDA stores and products, ASDA ponds must be spent at ASDA Insta or online.
0:28.8	Excludesjoge.com.
0:29.8	You guys are the rest of them come up with the big, the, the, the, the pepper grinders.
0:33.2	Yeah.
0:34.2	They go tell them to want to stop.
0:35.2	I want to see that dude jerk me off.
0:36.2	Tell them to stop.
0:37.2	Oh, you know when I stop.
0:38.2	Three, two, one.
0:39.2	New merch.
0:40.2	August 1st, maybe.
0:41.2	The drop is here.
0:42.2	When is it?
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