#182: Not So Fast
Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 680 Ratings
🗓️ 17 May 2017
⏱️ 18 minutes
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Summary
2- Hey Russia, guess what I heard.
3- Putin says he’ll tell you about secret conversation with no secrets.
4- Russia Smussia, are my taxes going down?
5- Remember the good ol' days when a potato could bring you down?
6- Escape to the NBA.
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Alonzo Bowden. |
| 0:17.6 | Welcome to episode 182 of my podcast, Who's Paying Attention? I'm recording from my hotel room in Vegas. |
| 0:25.0 | I'm here doing the Brad Garrett Comedy Club, and it just realized I'm recording from my hotel room in Vegas. |
| 0:30.8 | I'm in Vegas, baby, and I'm doing a podcast? Something wrong with me. Well, let's get right to it. |
| 0:36.9 | Listen, you know, I said a long time ago that I don't want to be all Trump all the time, but apparently it works because Stephen Colbert is number one in late night. And Jimmy Fallon is saying that that ruffling of Trump's hair was a big mistake. And he was very upset by how the backlash, et cetera, |
| 0:55.5 | et cetera, et cetera. |
| 0:56.5 | And he says he's not a political comedian. |
| 0:59.1 | People around him say he's not a political comedian, but his ratings are dropping and |
| 1:03.5 | Colbert's number one. |
| 1:04.6 | So maybe this podcast should be a little more Trumpy, a little more Trumpy. |
| 1:08.4 | Also, and this was actually, listen, in my opinion, Dave Chappelle can do no wrong. Okay, I love Dave. And Dave came out and apologized for saying give Trump a chance when he did his Saturday Night Live monologue. It was a brilliant episode of Saturday Night Live. I know you saw it. And Dave gave a brilliant monologue. |
| 1:29.1 | And he said in the end that we have to give, well, he wanted us to give Trump a chance. |
| 1:34.6 | And he wanted to Trump administration to give a chance to the disenfranchised people of America, people of color, alternative lifestyle, women, you name it, any group that's basically not white men. |
| 1:48.5 | And now Dave says he was wrong. |
| 1:50.4 | And Trump's proven that. |
| 1:51.9 | But I don't blame Dave, but I respect him for saying that, hey, I took a shot and I was wrong. |
| 1:58.9 | So that's good. |
| 2:00.3 | So let's get into it. |
| 2:01.5 | Since my last podcast, and we all laughed when he did it, Trump came out and said that, you know, the original story, right, that he fired Comey, the head of the FBI for being too hard on Hillary Clinton, that one didn't |
| 2:20.3 | quite hold up. Somehow people didn't buy it. So he came out the next day, well, a couple of |
| 2:26.3 | days later, and he said that he fired Comey because Comey was just a showboat and a grandstander. Yeah, |
| 2:33.6 | Donald Trump said that. And he also said he fired |
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