181: Sitting Under The "D"

The Shallow End

John Elliott and Lindsay Schnebly

Society & Culture, Comedy, History

4.9 • 612 Ratings

🗓️ 5 November 2025

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End. If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact ⁠advertising@airwavemedia.com⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:30.9	It began long ago. Two young boys in an American town riding their bikes to school and
0:37.2	Little League practice.
0:38.3	Over the years, the boys became fast friends, united in their love for stories where things would go horribly wrong.
0:47.3	Pour yourself a strong beverage and buckle up.
0:51.3	You're in the shallow end with Schnebley and Toff.
0:54.5	Episode 181 of the shallow end, that's impossible. And yet here we are. And yet here we are,
0:59.9	my friend. You're just in from Chicago and boy, are your arms tired. Yeah, yeah. Took an early flight
1:06.7	out of Chicago. We finished up the Bogs Ionities fall tour Halloween night in Chicago,
1:12.6	and we elected to stay for two days just to kind of go to some of the museums and see the
1:17.3	sites and unwind a bit. Got on a plane this morning at 9 o'clock local time, and I literally
1:25.0	just walked in the door like five minutes ago. So I appreciate you being
1:30.2	willing to accommodate my bizarre scheduling lens. I was I was impressed that you made it home as
1:36.9	quickly as you did. You texted me from the tarmac saying we're getting close to takeoff.
1:41.2	Yeah. First time in a long time. Chicago to Florida is obviously a shorter, a shorter distance than I pictured.
1:47.7	Yeah.
1:47.9	Yeah.
1:48.2	Well, we had a nonstop.
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