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The Shallow End

#180: Border Collies Can't Drive

The Shallow End

John Elliott and Lindsay Schnebly

Society & Culture, Comedy, History

4.9612 Ratings

🗓️ 29 October 2025

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End. If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact  advertising@airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

In the Premier League, everyone pushes their hardest to win. And now it's your turn. With their EPL fantasy challenge, Coca-Cola are giving you a chance to win big by beating the best. All you have to do is build a team based on rules set by an icon. And to help you on your way, I've got a tip to help you build your team. Make sure you keep an eye on fixtures. Who are the players up against next? Sometimes it's not about form.

0:21.7

Like there are some players that, for whatever reason, always play well against certain teams.

0:27.0

To do your research. To get involved in the EPL Fantasy Challenge, all you've got to do is grab

0:31.8

a Coke and scan the code on the pack. Just by playing, you get a chance to win Coke swag or

0:36.6

vouchers. But if you beat the icon

0:38.9

who set the rules, you could win vintage Coca-Cola jerseys, Premier League tickets and more. So go

0:45.0

ahead and get involved. Grab a Coke, drink it in. It began long ago. Two young boys in an American

0:53.3

town riding their bikes to school and

0:55.6

Little League practice. Over the years, the boys became fast friends, united in their love

1:02.0

for stories where things would go horribly wrong. Pour yourself a strong beverage and buckle

1:09.6

up. You're in the shallow end with Schnebly and Toff.

1:12.9

And when the edges turn brown, J.G., that's one you want to pull it out of the oven and let it sit for 20 minutes.

1:19.8

Yeah, that firms it up.

1:21.6

I didn't realize we were rolling.

1:23.2

Jester and I were just discussing our favorite breakfast bake recipes.

1:28.1

And I had an au gratin egg thing that I was describing.

1:32.2

I can't wait to try it.

1:33.9

My apologies.

1:34.7

Hey, speaking of food, last night I had one of the most quintessential only in L.A., only in Hollywood,

1:43.5

moments I have had in the decades that I've lived here. We went with

1:47.3

our dear friends, the Browns, who had seen Nancy in her play, Sunday Mad Day. And we all met for

1:55.6

dinner at Muso and Frank, which is, of course, the oldest restaurant in Hollywood, opened in 1919.

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