Welcome to Beach to Sandy Water to Wet. A podcast featuring real reviews written

by people who just need the world to know what they think. Between you and me, I

wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could.

Welcome to Beach to Sandy Water to Wet, the podcast where we read the worst reviews in the

most dramatic fashion. I am your host, Christine. I am your host, Zande. We are here today to

discuss waffle homes. Our favorite thank goodness. Okay. I just had a moment we had just been

talking back and forth about this episode, but never specifically that it's waffle houses.

And I had this moment of, wait, did I mess up again? That would have been to combine

waffle house episode or reviews with any other topic. Cat cafes. For example, which will

be next week. Weirdly might be good crossover. Yeah. But we'll find out. Yeah. But it would

be bad if it went poorly because next week would then also be a combo. We're committed.

We're committed at this point. Yeah. And then my challenge was from Harvey and Leah, who

wanted me to find positive reviews of a novelty food item that's meant to be disgusting.

Oh, I was like, what did we talk about? Oh, yeah, like a clam popsicle. Yeah, I did not look that

up. That sounds gross. I mean, I know that's a point of what I'm doing, but I found some things.

Okay. Like those jelly bellies. I found some things trying to spoil my

boozled boozled boozled boi good times, good times. First though, we would like to say we're doing a very

exciting thing. We are releasing a pin. You know, you love our pins. We've had some classics.

We're releasing those every other month. This is so exciting. It's like our dream. Yeah, we mentioned

it to our merch folks, DFTBA. And they were like, oh, yeah, totally. We'll do it. And we were like,

wait, what? We could have just like thrown this out there. Couraging us to do it. It's exciting.

Lucas who does our merger. He, he, I just sounded like I just said our merger, which does our

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