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Do I look casual? I just put my arm up. Yeah, you look really casual. Thank you. Just in time for us to start a casual episode. It's a rubber podcast. I know it's usually black tie optional. What does that mean? I don't know. We were just discussing this and it's been in my brain. I feel like we are always black tie optional. Yeah, you know what I mean? Yeah, like this show is black tie optional. Yeah, black tie optional. It just means you can I just worse sneakers? You're not

wearing shoes. I feel like we're doing it right. We're doing black tie optional. Although I guess technically we're even doing white tie optional. That's a thing because we're white. No, that's not optional. Unfortunately, we're stuck with that. But no, what I mean is I'd say we're quite fortunate in many. Well, sure. Yes, yes, is what I know what you valid point. Yes, what I'm saying is white tie is even higher formality than black tie. So we could just.

Because white no wonder I haven't heard of it. Yeah, it's like beyond the work time. It's like you have to wear white tux. How is that better? That's like, is that in fancier? I think so. Why is a white tux fancier than a black tux? White tie. Why is this anything we've been talking about? Oh my God, a top hat is optional as the first one. Oh my God, we talk a lot about top hats on this show lately. And none of these people also I was wearing white tuxedo.

I was thinking about homecoming in Ohio in 2005. Not not not white tie. They're literally wearing white ties with a tuxedo. Yes, and white potentially a top and white gloves and a cane. This is too much for me. That's optional. That tie was all was already too much for me. This is optional. But if you're going to our prom in Nebraska that we're planning.

True. Tell the folks how this relates to our episode to in companies. Oh, well. Much like the stars of lizard lick towing. We are always in our highest formality of fashion wear. And that's why we're discussing to in companies. Okay. Did you ever watch that lizard lick? Yeah. No. Okay. I don't I was like, is that a company you have a review from. Oh, it's a TV show. We're going to we're going to talk about it. Oh, I thought you knew it.

Lizard lick lizard lick towing is a name of the show. Yeah. Huh. Okay. And so we're going to discuss that was my really, really shitty attempt. It's really good. Better than what I had, which was nothing. Okay. Well, I think I would argue it was probably even worse than that. So we have to accompany reviews today. Do you want to go first? Sure. Okay.

I'm keeping a casual because a lot of minor about lizard lick towing. Fascinating. So I feel like you should start off with some. Okay. Okay. Okay. Well, we'll start a priority towing here in Cincinnati. Okay.

This is a review by Mary one star. Beware attempted illegal toe on July 23, while resting at the Walmart. My vehicle was put on a tow truck by a tow driver while I was inside. Oh, my God.

I fell hurting my back and was terrified getting up from the floor. I saw man's BDIs peeking inside. The man who was in regular clothes stated he was watching me sleep.

And that I was trespassing and he was towing my vehicle. This was an attempted kidnapping and extortion. Okay. Well, all right. Yeah. I mean, I guess I.

I guess in a technical sense. I don't know that a court would agree. But I mean, I would be just as freaked out and furious. I'm just saying. I don't know that technically.

When it was slept in my in a car in a Walmart parking lot, this would be absolutely terrifying. The BDIs, especially that part. I was freed by the Warren County's sheriff's office to date.

The owner has not responded to my complaint. And I've submitted info to the Ohio Attorney General's office. And for you. I wonder. This just was wild. I was like, holy fuck. I thought it was going to be like, I hurt my back. I'm getting a lawyer. Yeah, no, it was probably sue them for that.

Especially if he said, I'm watching you sleep. Yeah. Anyway, let's hook this car up. Yeah. I felt like it was very much a theme of people having issues with the truck specific tow truck drivers is showing up and hitching up your vehicle without bothering to wake you up or give you a warning.

Have you been towed on purpose? I've asked for a tow. Right. Sure. My car broke down.

That's right. Multiple times. Well, that's why you would be in a Walmart. And you were like, oh, I have to get somewhere. So I'll just have them tow me there so I can take a nap.

Huh. Interesting. Sorry. I'm, I'm, I'm rusty. I feel like we've recorded in a while. My joke. My joke. Oh, that was a joke.

My jokes are simply not landing. I've been towed. And it's terrible because you know me in my lack of directions. I thought I just parked somewhere else. And I wandered around. And this is at our apartment complex in Glendale.

Oh, I wander around for probably half hour before I was like, oh, they might someone either stole my car or it's been towed. And it was a Honda Civic, which is like, I think one of the most stolen cars.

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