18: The Cockroaches Have Masks
Rents Due!
Helium Podcast Network
5.0 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 19 January 2021
⏱️ 60 minutes
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00:00:00 - 00:14:00 Todd’s hotel & Alabama adventure
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| 0:00.0 | Some years ago a crack commando comedy unit were given jobs above their pay grade. |
| 0:08.0 | These men promptly were put on leave and escaped to an underground podcast |
| 0:13.4 | staccade in an unknown location. |
| 0:15.9 | Today, still unwanted by big media, |
| 0:19.2 | they survive as comics unfortunate. |
| 0:22.1 | If you have a problem, if no one else can help and you can find them, |
| 0:27.0 | you can listen lot of energy. It is happening. It's because you have a lot. |
| 0:43.0 | Listen, you have a lot of energy these days, Todd, you're moving, you're shaking. |
| 0:48.0 | You've got a lot of stuff going on. |
| 0:50.0 | I am in a red roof in right now in Silicon Alabama. There's no way this internet should be strong enough to make this happen, but it's happening. |
| 1:00.0 | It's like the hand of God came down and gave this router a little more omp because it can barely run my TV. |
| 1:08.8 | It can barely run my smart TV, but somehow it's managing to run this stream yard stream and it's incredible. |
| 1:14.8 | Hello Todd this is Jesus guess what? |
| 1:20.0 | Here's more bandwidth. All right I'll be back I got a lot of shit going on if you haven't noticed and that's like for him to do it of all days |
| 1:28.2 | in the middle of like inauguration week a riots a pandemic the polar vortex is coming I mean you got it listen sometimes the big guy just know has it it's all about timing you know |
| 1:42.2 | He probably has the best timing of everybody. |
| 1:44.1 | Probably means he's a listener. Listen, I am in Red Roof Inn, right? Here's one. |
| 1:50.7 | Yeah, you are. Sick brag, we're down here in Silicon Alabama trying to shoot our documentary. |
| 1:58.0 | This is the last day of shooting in the state of Alabama between the two trips. |
| 2:03.7 | So we get down here, this is a full, like, |
| 2:06.1 | full seven day, full seven day shooting schedule. |
| 2:11.4 | We get down here, I settled in the film crew and Stuart Huff into a house Airbnb that we've stayed at before that we all love. |
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