Someone came up to me in the street and said, are you Jimmy Car or do you just look like Jimmy Car?

I said both.

Hello, I'm Jimmy Car, and I'm announcing a new tour.

It's called Jimmy Car Loves Funny, because they'll be Loves and it'll be funny and because they'll

laugh funny. I think jokes are like magnets.

They attract some people, some people like my comedy,

but like magnets jokes attract and they repel.

Some people are repelled by my sense of humour.

If that's you, don't come and see me live but if

you like this kind of thing come and see Jimmy car laughs funny I'll be everywhere go

to Jimmy car dot com for details

some years ago a crack commando comedy unit were given jobs above their pay grade. These men promptly were put on leave and escaped to an underground podcast

Stackade in an unknown location.

Today, still unwanted by big media,

they survive as comics unfortunate.

If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and you can find them, you can listen to guns blazing. I used to be one of the best desk drummers in my class. Oh really?

You know I eat up.

Kids used to be real good at drums with spucking, like they used to be real good with the

drums, with the pencils?

I heard you had a scholarship pending for desk drumming.

You were going to be in the inter-classroom band

at Kent State.

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