17: Shart Attacks

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Helium Podcast Network

Comedy, Society & Culture, Tv & Film

5.0 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 14 January 2021

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Todd and shaun talk about Todd's procrastination, share some start stories, and they talk about cauliflower's power over broccoli, sake, crazy nights out at the bars, shooting a tank of anhydrous ammonia, car auctions cock fighting, concussions and comedy life during COVID.

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0:00.0	Some years ago a crack commando comedy unit were given jobs above their pay grade.
0:08.0	These men promptly were put on leave and escaped to an underground podcast
0:13.4	staccade in an unknown location.
0:15.9	Today, still unwanted by big media,
0:19.2	they survive as comics of fortune.
0:22.1	If you have a problem, if no one else can help and you can find
0:26.3	them, you can listen to guns blazing. We're back. The kids back. I hope everybody's solicits to our intro bro. I hope you guys aren't skipping over that intro dude. We pay top dollar for that intro.
0:48.6	Top dollar to a real professional recording artist, Ryan Ann Brewer,
0:55.0	and he did great work.
0:56.3	And I know it's kind of long, but it's different.
0:58.6	You're not going to find any other intro
1:00.0	even close to that stylistically.
1:05.9	Not to mention the impressionist we had, I mean listen,
1:09.4	don't sleep on our intro. Dude, fuck it, roll it back.
1:19.1	Some years ago a crack commando comedy unit were given jobs above their pay grade. These men promptly were put on leave and escaped to an underground podcast
1:23.4	staccade in an unknown location.
1:25.9	Today, still unwanted by big media,
1:29.2	they survive as comics of fortune.
1:32.1	If you have a problem, if no one else can help and you can find
1:36.3	them, you can listen to guns blazing. What an intro intro intro so good you heard it twice.
1:47.0	Actually I just got I just got, I just got a letter in the mail from Intro Magazine, from Podcast Intro magazine.
1:58.6	Oh, nice.
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