18: SASSAFRAS

Woodbine: A Parkdale Haunts Production

Emily Kellogg & Alex Nursall

Society & Culture, Comedy, Fiction, Drama

4.6 • 900 Ratings

🗓️ 12 November 2025

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Grace has made a deal that she and Bea can't back out of: A return to Emiel under Lennox's endlessly watching eye. Everything is getting too close, everything is starting to strain, and Grace is now returning to the world she thought she had escaped from. Bea is experiencing some real flighty coworkers. And Rhys? Well, he's out there listening to the siren call of the night, the sound of smooth jazz leading him onward onto the rain-slick streets, and taking the chance to make his own fun while left to his own devices... CW: death, violence Featuring the voices of: Emily Kellogg as Grace Alex Nursall as Bea Ian Boddy as Rhys Rob Deobald as Lennox J Strautman as Hollis Taylor Davis as Aurelius Shaun Oldfield as Michael Bridget Cann as The Spider Woman Kat Letwin as Wilhelmina Chris Berube as the Ex-Husband and Cody Crain as Grace's Victim Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy Theme by Phil Wright Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy Recorded at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Pirate Sound⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Artwork by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Andy Kelly⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Distributed by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Realm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ You can find us on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@woodbinepodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Support us on Patreon at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/parkdalehaunt⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The
0:07.0	The Oh, damn it.
0:40.7	Change is hard. I'll admit, I've taken to this new form much faster than B.
0:45.7	She's definitely grown into it, and she's less awkward about it, but still she's learning.
0:47.8	I mean, I'm learning.
0:53.0	What is life but just the constant search for knowledge or whatever that quote is?
0:54.2	Is that a quote?
0:56.1	Maybe I thought it up myself.
0:57.8	I'm not checking.
0:58.9	I feel smart right now.
1:03.7	Either way, good to learn, but learning means change and change is hard.
1:05.5	Oh, come on.
1:06.5	Something's in the air.
1:08.6	Something bad.
1:12.8	Being Grace are in there and it's not sexy.
1:13.9	It's just loud.
1:20.4	And soon they're heading out, and I'm going to be here on my own for a while.
1:22.6	I like that part less.
1:24.7	Change is hard.
1:26.4	I've changed enough.
1:32.3	I long for something to stay the same, but nothing does.
1:38.3	Okay, do it. What do you want? Is it to rest? Is it to lie down and give up?
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