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Woodbine: A Parkdale Haunts Production

19: SUGARBERRY

Woodbine: A Parkdale Haunts Production

Emily Kellogg & Alex Nursall

Society & Culture, Comedy, Fiction, Drama

4.6900 Ratings

🗓️ 19 November 2025

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

Things are shifting, the ground is soft underfoot. You can't trust where you're stepping, and collapse is imminent. But what does it mean to collapse? To fall, to crumple to the ground? To relax against someone, exhausted and needing that weight against you as comfort? To lose something intangible, something you didn't know was so integral to your very ability to stand on your own? To pull away the thing holding an entire place up, just to watch it crumble? Bea, Grace, Hollis, and Lennox are now faced with what it means to collapse. What waits for them on the other side? CW: violence (described and experienced), blood, death, gore (described), torture, abuse Featuring the voices of: Alex Nursall as Bea Emily Kellogg as Grace Ian Boddy as Rhys Rob Deobald as Lennox J Strautman as Hollis Shaun Oldfield as Michael and Kat Letwin as Vivian Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall  Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy Theme by Phil Wright Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy Recorded at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Pirate Sound⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Artwork by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Andy Kelly⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Distributed by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Realm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ You can find us on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@woodbinepodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Support us on Patreon at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/parkdalehaunt⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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The This is a mistake.

1:09.0

This is a mistake.

1:11.8

Lennox!

1:13.8

What am I doing here?

1:15.4

I should leave. I should leave. I should go home.

1:18.3

Fuck. Fuck.

1:21.7

This is a bad idea.

1:23.9

I am standing here in the thematically appropriate rain outside of this nightmare man's house and I should go, but I know I won't because I don't know where else to go.

1:35.9

I need to figure out what to do about grace. I need help. I shouldn't be here, but fuck. Fuck. You look terrible.

1:46.0

Let me in.

1:47.0

Ask nicely.

1:49.0

Never mind.

1:50.0

Bye.

1:51.0

Come now.

1:52.0

I was only joking.

1:53.0

But if I let you in and you continue with this attitude, I'll have to do something drastic.

1:58.0

You'll eat me or you'll kill me or you'll grind my bones to make your bread

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