17: IRONWOOD

Woodbine: A Parkdale Haunts Production

Emily Kellogg & Alex Nursall

Society & Culture, Comedy, Fiction, Drama

4.6 • 900 Ratings

🗓️ 5 November 2025

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

... To die, to sleep, To sleep, perchance to Dream; aye, there's the rub, For in that sleep of death, what dreams may come, What dreams will come, what dreams will I be found within, What dreams may become real, for the dreams... wait, What dream is this? What dream do I find myself within? To sleep, perchance to wake, perchance to dream, to dream, to dream To dream and to dream again, only to wake, Once more, as always, in the dark. CONTENT WARNING: physical abuse, verbal abuse, body horror, blood, gore, death (implied) Featuring the voices of: Emily Kellogg as Grace Alex Nursall as Bea Ian Boddy as Rhys Rob Deobald as Lennox J Strautman as Hollis Taylor Davis as Aurelius Shaun Oldfield as Michael and Bridget Cann as Grace's Ex Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy Theme by Phil Wright Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy Recorded at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Pirate Sound⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Artwork by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Andy Kelly⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Distributed by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Realm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ You can find us on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@woodbinepodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Support us on Patreon at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/parkdalehaunt⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The
0:07.0	The It feels like I'm trapped in a nightmare,
0:42.3	cocooned in this unending miasma of fear and judgment,
0:47.3	and the knowledge that I've now placed myself and be in a fate we may never escape from.
1:01.4	I'm trapped against a wall as the other vampires in the room come closer surrounding me.
1:08.7	Eyes filled with venom, hunger unending for power, for strength, for the chance to take what you want and face no repercussions.
1:16.6	If you've taken something, doesn't that mean the person you ripped it from was just too weak to have it? Hands reaching out, coming so close but never touching.
1:23.6	I don't know where B is. I can't see her anymore.
1:28.7	Grace?
1:29.7	Grace? Grace? Grace?
1:31.5	Grace. Grace.
1:33.7	Hey.
1:35.1	Oh, my nose.
1:39.7	Oh, B.
1:41.5	B, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I didn't realize how much I was failing.
1:46.0	Yeah, that's why I was waking you up.
1:48.5	I mean, I know it's not bleeding, but that's smart.
1:52.4	I'm so sorry.
1:54.2	Oh, it's okay. It's all right. I can regrow it.
1:57.9	You have a baby nose and an adult nose, right?
2:01.6	Yeah, it'll repair quickly.
2:04.6	Oh, definitely a benefit right now.
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