#177: Hand Raped at Scissorpoint (@AlMadrigal, @KurtMetzger, @BrodyIsMeFriend, @JohnHeffron)

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🗓️ 28 July 2014

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Al Madrigal, Kurt Metzger, Brody Stevens and John Heffron all joined me at the 2014 Montreal Comedy Festival for the Skeptic Tank's first live podcast. We talked about virginity. About losing it, about who took it from us, about how it felt, and about lots of other stuff. It was a fun time that I wish could've gone on longer.

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0:00.0	I was 13.
0:01.4	13?
0:02.4	Yep.
0:03.2	We're already two girls at once.
0:04.7	Yeah, I'm being real.
0:06.1	186-01 had a rest, Tarzanah, California.
0:09.9	Girl by the name of Sherry and Carrie.
0:12.7	They took advantage of me.
0:15.1	Why would I lie?
0:17.5	For me to affect.
0:19.0	No, true.
0:20.1	I remember it.
0:20.8	Who were the two girls?
0:23.2	One was a Jewish girl, and one was like a bad girl.
0:26.4	Carrie was the one.
0:29.3	Carrie was the bad girl.
0:30.3	No, Sherry was the bad one.
0:31.6	She was tough.
0:33.2	She would punch trees.
0:34.6	LAUGHTER
0:36.5	It feels like the first time.
0:41.2	It feels like the very first time.
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