#176: The Making of an Adult J Degenerate (@LuisJGomez)

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🗓️ 21 July 2014

⏱️ 105 minutes

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Summary

Luis J Gomez came over to my aparment to talk to me. I was trying to figure out how a guy like him was made. Where he came from. Luis is kind of a degenerate. He might disagree, but that's how I feel. So I wanted to see what makes someone become what I feel is a degen. It involves a mother who loves heroin and child abuse.

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0:00.0	Yeah, my mom was a heroin addict.
0:02.0	You ever see a shoot up?
0:03.0	No. Here's the thing dude, once again, when you're a kid, you don't notice.
0:06.0	You don't realize what the fuck is going on dude.
0:08.0	I thought my mom had back problems, so that's why she, at night, would take, uh, she would drink a little orange bottle of liquid, and she'd go into bed and lie down, she'd get groggy.
0:18.0	And I couldn't talk to my mom for the rest of the night because she'd fucking be in there smoking cigarettes, falling asleep, and almost lighting the bed on fire.
0:25.0	Just killing babies ain't gonna check.
0:27.0	The closer my mom wore the first show, ass down my ass cracked.
0:30.0	Your dumb ass holes with no hope, dude.
0:32.0	Killing babies ain't shit you wanna go for.
0:34.0	Just trying to wipe my ass out.
0:36.0	Post the negative, the one where they belly's on, hope.
0:39.0	Now, I've been like to be decided by another, you need to pass me a guess.
0:42.0	And let me kill some of you motherfuckers.
0:44.0	That's why I'm glad we got your niggas.
0:46.0	Rock and roll, a V-fuck, if you were read by your stupid bitch.
0:49.0	At least get the kids a chance, and then they go in unprotected, kick your pussy in your pants.
0:53.0	Cause you hold so good to deal with team.
0:55.0	If I was a Justin, what are you bitches killing off the unseen?
0:58.0	Hello everybody.
1:00.0	I'm excited about today's podcast, but more, I'm excited about the intro music that I'm about to play.
1:08.0	That I haven't thought about since I was a little, little, maybe a high schooler.
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